After 2 months of cortisol pumping, I give you Phillip the Pump! Thanks everyone who has supported Phillip with enthusiasm. People have been asking me how he's going. I've been answering with incoherent mumbling including the words "so much to learn", "exhausted" and "rash". But I've pulled myself together somewhat and I'm ready to show him off to the world.
My journey to get a cortisol pump in Australia has been long and challenging. The medical and healthcare systems created much grief. Let me take you through the 7 stages of grief accompanied by small animals.
If you're contemplating becoming a cortisol-pumper, one of the first things you'll be keen to know is "how much is this baby going to set me back?", closely followed by "does it come in leopard print?" Find out what you might need to pay to get up and pumping in Australia.
After 3 years of advocacy, I am finally travelling interstate tomorrow to get my cortisol pump. Yay! I thought it was timely to document why I wanted a pump. Since others have already done an excellent job of providing a scientific rationale for cortisol pumps, I've gone for a science-fiction rationale with the alternative title - "fairy godmothers vs robots". Enjoy x
"Cortisol pumping is a non-evidenced based, off-label treatment that's not done here in Australia and even if it was, it would be too expensive for you and could kill you" was the wall of opposition that I faced and side-stepped before starting cortisol pumping. Equip yourself with the knowledge to overcome this wall of misinformation.